VERY offensive description of ESFj
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This thread is a joke. It may even look bad for those who don't like this style of humour. You'll either like or hate this joke. I'm open to critiques though.
ESE's are super awesome. They are very friendly and sociable, and have high interpersonal skills. They are agreeable with others, like SEI's, except that they aren't lazy procrastinators, and have initiative. But they usually aren't bossy, even at leading situations.
ESE's are a whole bunch of girly retards. They have a low IQ. They are stupid dumbfucks. At conversations, they are friendly, but BORING. Usually, people like them when they shut the fuck up instead of playing chatterbox retard.
ESE's only think and do girly things, like going shopping or cooking or doing housework or such. ESE's are zealous, and can do everything. Except one important thing : thinking. ESE's can't think.
ESE's are weak-minded. They are attracted by the truth about the pretty world they live, but they can't find the truth by themselves, because they're retarded. That's why they call LII's.
Those LII's... Why are ESE's attracted to LII's ? They are totally retarded ! ESE's are attracted by them because LII's are tough-minded, smart, straightforward and funny. For them though, because ESE's find everything funny.
ESE's are narrow-minded traditionalists. They follow norms and rules, because they seem to like them. ESE's are masochists. They feel the need to be led, but not to be put under pressure, unlike EIE's.
But why are they attracted by LII's rather than LSI's ? Because LSI's are a whole bunch of stupid autistic rednecks. LII's like to lead others, but they are democratic. They don't intimidate others. ESE's don't want to be put under pressure, they want to be modeled gently, like they were modelling clay. They can't possibly figure out why EIE's and IEI's seek Black Sensing.
ESE's like LII's, because LII's norms allow them to be lively and free, whereas LSI's and SLE's are more like some "golden cage" to their partners.
ESE's lack Black Intuition. They really want to be anti-conformist rebels or such, but they can't, because they are narrow-minded. They are likely to be traditionalist rednecks or progressive junkies.
ESE's are overly sensitive. They take everything personally. Why are they so sensitive ?
ESE's are easily offended, except by Alpha-like humour, because Alpha humour is too stupid to be taken seriously. That's the only point where ESE's are smart. They are able to recognise jokes, unlike Betas and Gammas.
I still don't know why they're attracted by LII's. They are asocial nerds. They aren't funny at all. ESE's like them, because they are boring, just like them. ESE's are boring, and LII's are boring. They do boring couples and that's totally awesome.
ESE's are unclean hedonists. They only think of sex or orgies or such. They have some admiration for LII's ascetism. They seek perfection, like them. That's why they ask to be led by them.
But why LII's ? They are poor leaders, so why LII's ? Because LII's norms are natural and worth something, instead of being excessive and overwhelming. LII's are natural philosophers, whereas LSI's are natural dictators. Everyone likes philosphers. Nobody likes dictators. Everyone prefers Descartes and Wittgenstein rather than Stalin and Castro.
AND they don't think fart jokes are nearly as funny as I do!