VERY offensive description of LSI/ISTj
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This thread is a joke. It may even look bad for those who don't like this style of humour. You'll either like or hate this joke. I'm open to critiques though.
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LSI's are totally stupid. They are narrow-minded computers. Do you know what's between computers and human beings ? LSI's.
LSI's are a whole bunch of retarded bureaucrats. They live on forms. Not on the real world. They live on Normsland. Not on the real world. They live on laws. Not on the real world. But why don't they live on the real world ? Because LSI's are perfectionists, and it's always easier to seek perfection in laws and norms than in the Real World.
LSI's are excessively rigid. They have. Why do they have to bother others with their
LSI's usually have high physical skills (unlike most LII's). They have. But the counterpart of this (being
Look what we have... two very different kinds of LSI's. LSI's aren't all the same. They aren't manufactured in mass production. But they still look like cousins. They're all narrow-minded.
How does an LSI work exactly ? They have CPU's instead of their brains, they work with algorithms. Here are the source code with the two main variants of LSI.
E1 (0?0) variant :
:HOME
DO
sleep
UNTIL time$="6:00"
GOTO WORK
:WORK
DO
the same boring things
IF RND()>.97 THEN CALL ABSOLUTE(Get_Angry)
IF RND()>.994 THEN CALL ABSOLUTE(Correct(Someone))
UNTIL time$="21:00"
GOTO HOME
E8 (-?+) variant :
:HOME
CALL ABSOLUTE(Beat(Spouse))
DO
sleep
UNTIL time$="6:00"
GOTO WORK
:WORK
DO
the same boring things
IF RND()>.97 THEN CALL ABSOLUTE(Get_Angry)
IF RND()>.994 THEN CALL ABSOLUTE(Intimidate(Someone))
UNTIL time$="21:00"
GOTO BAR
:BAR
FOR i=1 to 10
CALL ABSOLUTE(Drink(Whisky, Beer or whatever))
NEXT
CALL ABSOLUTE(Fight(Clients))
GOTO HOME
You see the difference...
But whatever. Both are retarded. I hate both, but the E1 variant the least, because they're not hostile. They're just narrow-minded.
Some of you will ask me "but how come you missed the E3 variant !??". The answer is simple : i'm not interested in the E3 variant because they're just a whole bunch of retarded liars. They are the shame of
What's the worst thing with LSI's ? They like EIE's. Having EIE's as their dual is something very offensive. How can LSI's be so sensitive to EIE's ? Machines don't have feelings. Human beings do. EIE's are human beings. LSI's are machines.
As EIE's are full of enthusiasm, zeal, generosity and initiative, LSI's are greedy and passive. LSI's don't know what the words "love", "share", and "feeling" mean. LSI's are selfish and egocentric. They are cold and distant, more than all other types except ILI's.
LSI's are also very territorial and possessive : if you want to make an LSI angry, touch his possessions. LSI's may be collectors. They enjoy collecting nerdy things such as video games, pipes, stamps, 60's posters or whatever. Because LSI's are total nerds. They don't even pay attention at what they posess, but at what they don't (negativist
LSI's are sex addicts. Not because of the sensations engendered by physical interactions, but as a mean to control their EIE beloved (if however they're able to love). They are obsessed with power. Sex is a form of power to them. When they have sex, they control their partner.
Why are LSI's so obsessed with power ? I don't know. They like to lead, but their leading skills are really poor. Think of Stalin. He was the worst leader ever. And Fidel Castro ? Saddam Hussein ?
LSI's can't have a life of peace and happiness, because they are obsessed with themselves. Their speech is mostly composed of boring first-person-based statements. LSI's are boring. Only EIE's can hear them. EIE's are never bored. They're interested by everything. LSI's are interested with nothing but themselves. They're also very poor listeners.
I'd prefer to drown in diluted sulphuric acid (to die more slowly) rather than socialising with an LSI. I hate LSI's.
One word to describe LSI's : narrow-minded.
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Originally Posted by mercutio
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