ENTj: You won't relax today. You will push people and they will start to get away from you. You'll go to bed later than anybody.
ISTj: You will get up. You will tidy your room. You will tell jokes but nobody will laugh.
ESFp: You will have sex with your mate. Then you'll hang up with some friends and have sex with a stranger.
ISTp: You will smoke. Then you'll drink. Then you'll hire a prostitute. Then you'll eat. Then you will smoke again, etc
ESTj: You will reject new ideas in your usual narrow-minded approach to things.
ISFp: You'll tell your friends about the new song you are composing. You will realize people begin to sleep.
etc,etc