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    Default The Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire

    Deltas, unite! The heinous Betas, with their nefarious INFps, are attempting to conquer t3h W0rld, and we noble and courageous Deltas are its last line of defense. I hereby found the Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire. All those interested, sign up! For the future of t3h W0rld, and the freedom of Deltas Everywhere amd -when...

    To war!

    ...oooor you could just have a coffee and hang back and chat. It's up to you...
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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    Heh, heh.
    I think I prefer the latter option.
    No need to take up the fight. Delta will eventually take over anyway.
    It is an inevitable law of nature.
    PS It is nice not to be the only (male) INFJ around here.
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    Ive been spoiling for a good fight! To my trusty steed! Lets vanquish this evil scheme before they get a foothold! Darklord Lead the way! Wait... where did I put my glasses....?

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    Not only that, they have more posts than us!

    Not like I'm counting, but can we really take this insult?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousSoul
    Heh, heh.
    I think I prefer the latter option.
    No need to take up the fight. Delta will eventually take over anyway.
    It is an inevitable law of nature.
    PS It is nice not to be the only (male) INFJ around here.
    And there's Koneko, too.

    Delta is starting to boom now.. of course, we will eventually take over everything. All of the "lower" Quadras just continually sink down until we can userp everything.. nice. Eventually, everything comes back to Delta.
    MAYBE I'LL BREAK DOWN!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by electric
    Not only that, they have more posts than us!

    Not like I'm counting, but can we really take this insult?
    I say unto thee NAY! We shall build a fortress of post, of indescribable beauty! We must demonstrate our proficiency in art, music, literature, science ad technology and so forth. We are superior and we must demonstrate it post haste. However, lets not let the effort show It must seem as easy as falling off a log.
    If we cant outdo them then (like if we are too lazy or something) Im afraid they'll have to go. I'll release my flying monkeys to capture the most prolific of Beta! Mwhahahahahhahh.
    FLY my monkeys! FLY!

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    Our space program is now in phase 2. Soon, we'll be able to go enlist the help of the Second Galactic Republic, and you know how they hate Empires :wink: .

    Oh, yeah, and all of our outposts are now protected by forcefield technology. No need to rush things.


    Nasty Beta Empire,
    Oh, soon you'll come to see:
    There's no beating Delta
    'Cause we are uber l33t.
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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    You're just in your glory aren't you, Darklord?
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    Poor deluded Deltas

    *goes back to posting in Beta*

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    God, the poor little f****s are making noise
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    I don't see what's so important about the possibility of extraterrestrial life. It's just more people to declare war on.

    EVERYONE PLZ CONTINUE TO UPLOAD INFINITE AMOUNT OF PICS OF "CUTE" CATS AND PUPPIES. YOU KNOW WE GIVE A SHIT!!

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    Oh, this is really just a ploy to let you think we're just excitable hippies who play a bit at revolution. We want you to think that so you won't notice our REAL strategy. Our fiendish plot. Our... conspiracy. Delta is like the Three Witches in Macbeth. We LOOK quiet, but hah, we rule the action and doom everyone to... err... doom. This thread is our "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" moment.

    Although... not sure what doom we bring. Cookies? Blankets? Maturity? ...Ah hah, got it! Empathy! Evil, EVIL empathy! *cackles*

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    schrödinger's cat said: Delta is like the Three Witches in Macbeth. We LOOK quiet, but hah, we rule the action and doom everyone to... err... doom. This thread is our "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" moment.

    Don't mess with delta lovey or you will be mewing for your cut off tail just like the little pussy cat lady you really are!

    "No sleep for the deltas as they shiver with fear
    as they listen for sounds that they hope won't draw near
    no whispering or talking as they lie in doubt
    for at times like this the betas walk about."

    Artemis/Lady Ariadne Athame/Wiccan Warrior Priestess

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    Look! What is that? Silver streaks in the sky.
    Death is a-dropping, Delta's on high.
    The starships are joining, a heavenly host
    With nukes and with psychics. The Betas are roast!

    Darklord
    Space cadet


    No Betas are walking around in our lair
    It's Beta, not Delta, that's shivering in fear
    As they hear the sound of machines changing gear
    Our Killer Android Force gives tenderest care.
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darklord
    Look! What is that? Silver streaks in the sky.
    Death is a-dropping, Delta's on high.
    The starships are joining, a heavenly host
    With nukes and with psychics. The Betas are roast!

    Darklord
    Space cadet


    No Betas are walking around in our lair
    It's Beta, not Delta, that's shivering in fear
    As they hear the sound of machines changing gear
    Our Killer Android Force gives tenderest care.
    Aaaaahhh genius!

    *Kim gets coffee and watches the battle unfold*
    “Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us”
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    beta slinks off to write more poems/spells . . .
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    I'm back!

    Out of the sky the deltas are dropping
    After the beta’s started their popping (ears, see below).

    (Hey! I never said I was any good at this and I don’t see anyone else taking a go at it!)

    Down they fall bloody and torn
    As Ishy is blowing Jericho’s horn.

    Earth Mother, please bless the alien fox
    With your special blessing, the deadly small pox.

    So you thought you knew the tricks of the trade
    Some things are more deadly than the mighty blade.

    Slice off their heads, necks please do sever
    So that the delta’s come back to earth, never.

    Soon it is over, those pesky flies
    Are swatted and ‘look’ there delta lies.

    Cheers ring out, the deltas quit sqirmin’
    The earth is now rid of all delta vermin.

    (Please! I am so not a poet!)

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    That is so awesome.
    Binary or dichotomous systems, although regulated by a principle, are among the most artificial arrangements that have ever been invented. -- William Swainson, A Treatise on the Geography and Classification of Animals (1835)

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    Wow, I just got my head cutt off. It tickled a bit.
    “Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us”
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    Cool sweat errupts on Beta's foreheads
    Hearts race maddly with sickening dread
    Sound of flesh tearing and bones ripped asunder
    Who dares rouse Delta's long winter slumber?
    Now Beta shall pay for its weak lack of vision
    Now is the time, the hour of decision
    When all who defy us shall come to their finish
    Delta shall rise and Beta diminish
    The stench of their carcassas asscend like smoke
    Blood fills their lungs from which they do choke
    Deltas the Kraken aroused from his sleep
    Deltas aroused and hungry for meat
    Betas the lamb prepared for the slaughter
    Weep from the rooftops oh Betean daughters




    ok so I just made that up. Im no poet.

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    Thought you INFjs and ENFps could get away with this? :wink:
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    Wow, that was good! Delta forever!
    MAYBE I'LL BREAK DOWN!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Wow, that was good! Delta forever!
    Yeah right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by herzblut
    Thought you INFjs and ENFps could get away with this?
    But I'm still here. Si kicks Se's ass. Plus, I can hurt you at you're PoLR, which you can't do to me... hahhaaa... I'm a loser now, thank's a lot guys, you've turned me into one of you.
    MAYBE I'LL BREAK DOWN!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Quote Originally Posted by herzblut
    Thought you INFjs and ENFps could get away with this?
    But I'm still here. Si kicks Se's ass. Plus, I can hurt you at you're PoLR, which you can't do to me... hahhaaa... I'm a loser now, thank's a lot guys, you've turned me into one of you.
    No, you're wrong. Se does the literal ass-kickery, while Si just sits there. Literally. Very literally. So literally I can taste it. :wink:


    So go ahead, hit my PoLR! I'll just launch a bunch of at you, and kick you and your all the way to Antarctica!


    And you can join Beta anyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Wow, that was good! Delta forever!
    You know, Rocky, instead of a year and a half . . . I can make it a month and a half . . . or a day and a half . . . or an hour and a half . . . or a minute and a half . . .

    "What you talkin' 'bout, Artemis?"
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    MAYBE I'LL BREAK DOWN!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by vague
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    I could do what I originally planned . . . make you my son-in-law!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    I could do what I originally planned . . . make you my son-in-law!
    Rocky dont listen to that witch! And if you do, remember these words an evil overlord once told me:

    "I will not, under any circumstances, marry a woman I know to be a faithless, conniving, back-stabbing witch simply because I am absolutely desperate to perpetuate my family line. Of course, we can still date."
    He also told me:
    "If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her."
    DELTA FOREVER! Maniacal laughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut






    Thought you INFjs and ENFps could get away with this? :wink:
    Thanks Hertz but Im not much into that phony modern art. Its too simple and contrived. JUst like Beta :wink: Oh wait that was a threat, wasnt it?

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    Dang it! I think those Betans logged me out! That was me!

    Topaz
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    To help you understand me a bit better!

    TO BE A WITCH

    To be a witch is to love and be loved.
    To be a witch is to know everything and nothing at all.
    To be a witch is to move amongst the stars while staying on Earth.
    To be a witch is to charge the world around you and yourself.
    To be a witch is to share and give, while receiving all the while.
    To be a witch is to dance and sing, and hold hands with the Universe.
    To be a witch is to honour the Gods, and yourself.
    To be a witch is to BE magick and not just perform it.
    To be a witch is to be honourable or nothing at all.
    To be a witch is to accept others who are not.
    To be a witch is is to know what you feel is right and good.
    To be a witch is to harm none.
    To be a witch is to know the ways of the old.
    To be a witch is to see beyond the barriers.
    To be a witch is to be one with the Gods.
    To be a witch is to study and learn.
    To be a witch is to be the teacher and the student.
    To be a witch is to acknowledge the truth.
    To be a witch is to live WITH the Earth and not just on it.
    To be a witch is to be truly free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topaz
    Dang it! I think those Betans logged me out! That was me!
    No, that was your fellow Deltans. They're turning against you.


    Quick, come to Beta and get revenge on those traitors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Quote Originally Posted by Topaz
    Dang it! I think those Betans logged me out! That was me!
    No, that was your fellow Deltans. They're turning against you.


    Quick, come to Beta and get revenge on those traitors.
    No thank you, but it was kind of you to offer.
    Now where was I.. Oh yes,
    More words of enlightenment from the Evil Overlord

    "I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"

    Topaz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Quote Originally Posted by Topaz
    Dang it! I think those Betans logged me out! That was me!
    No, that was your fellow Deltans. They're turning against you.


    Quick, come to Beta and get revenge on those traitors.
    LOL! Too funny, Herzy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis
    schrödinger's cat said: Delta is like the Three Witches in Macbeth. We LOOK quiet, but hah, we rule the action and doom everyone to... err... doom. This thread is our "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" moment.

    Don't mess with delta lovey or you will be mewing for your cut off tail just like the little pussy cat lady you really are!
    This IS still a joke, right?

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    Hmmm the Deltas are getting frisky, I blame Viagra and those mobility chairs. A Delta shook his fist at me the other day telling me these kids these days have it easy. And he was like 10.

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    We Deltas mature fast. Why, our Beta Infiltrators are completely grown up at 3 months!
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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    The hilarious thing is that so many "INFps" don't know their true identity as Deltas, and only have fragmented memories they think are "dreams" from their nighttime "excursions" .

    And, of course, some of our ENFps are Jedi Knights in diguise.

    Opaque as the wind
    Slow as the lightning
    Weak as a mountain
    As stupid as genius
    Delta is ready for war
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrödinger's cat
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis
    schrödinger's cat said: Delta is like the Three Witches in Macbeth. We LOOK quiet, but hah, we rule the action and doom everyone to... err... doom. This thread is our "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" moment.

    Don't mess with delta lovey or you will be mewing for your cut off tail just like the little pussy cat lady you really are!
    This IS still a joke, right?
    Uh, yeah! And it was supposed to say "Don't mess with 'beta' . . .
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