Alright, people. I am about to unleash a torrent of pictures upon you. Feel free to conjecture and hypothesize all you want. Basically though, there are only three people that I'm interested in hearing about and know well enough to do any sort of analysis. This is your mission should you choose to undertake it:
Target 1 - my best friend and former college roommate (seen on left of these pictures).
Target 2 - my friend's sister, seen on the right.
Target 3 - a friend of a friend (the young woman standing in the back center).
Also, for bonus points, work your VI magic on anyone else that strikes you.