Okay, so I have the flu and I can't think so I'm going to tell all of you about myself and you can "type" me to the best of your abilities.
Despite hanging around here for the past year I know Nothing about socionics, so most of this information will be useless.
I have to be pushed to work, I have serious goals, but if someone isn't reminding me that I need to do things to meet these goals, I just don't do necessary work.
I often end up in "leadership" positions despite the fact that I'm not a leader. I, in fact, fuck things up when ask to lead.
I hate people to be quite frank. I spend 30 seconds around most bipods and I think "I never want to see this person again". But when I do like people I have very strong attachments to them. I usually only attach myself to one person at a time.
I get obsessive about things that I'm interested in and study them all day sometimes for years at a time. These things are often all I want to talk about.
I never know if people like me or hate me.
I have an obsession with animals.
I'm lazy and messy.
I've never been on a "date".
I think people getting married in "exotic" locations is creepy.
I think vacations are creepy.
I am hypersensitive to criticism.
I do the "it's raining dance" where I strip off all of my clothes and dance around the apartment chanting "It's raining, it's raining."
One morning I made a blurblurbblurb sound when asked what it was I said "a moose noise" . My boyfriend and I became so obsessed with moose noises that we named our dog Moose.
I get accused of being a snob All the time.
I like to argue.
When I get upset about things I have "obsessive compulsive movements". The other day I scratched a hole in my leg without noticing.
I hate fiction unless it is very stylized and theoretical. I read mostly philosophy and histories.
I have a pessimistic outlook.
I'm fond of sour gummy worms.
I hate talking about my feeling and look away when I feel I finally have to do it, even if they are nice feelings.
I assume that every one hates me.
I haven't had a conversation with someone my own age since I was 10.
I'm a perfectionist. If I get a grade lower than an 85 I have a melt down.
I only here the bad things said about me and completely ignore the good.
I have a mild phobia of mirrors and can't look into them unless I concentrate on one small aspect of myself, say, a finger or something.
I have recently developed asthma.
I make at least three jokes about child grooming a day.
I pay no attention to my appearance. I throw on whatever clothing is around and I do not brush my hair in the morning.
I want to be the best at everything I do.
My boyfriend just broke his computer and I have to console him.