I can hear someone in the shower making various noises - I doubt you can type him from these quotes alone, but maybe it will point in a vague direction?
These are actual strings of quotes from this guy taking a shower, mostly from last Friday - I could hear him through the door (I live next door). Please don't quote this as I'll probably edit it out soon.
I swear I'm not exaggerating with this. Any guesses on general type possibilities?