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    Probably it sucks, maybe it's disgusting but I felt like writing something that's linked with socionics and...:

    INFp: Hey! People! I'm on drugs! I'm gonna kill myself! I feel so sad and unneeded!
    INFj: I feel like I'm hopeless too, my dog's suggested that gazing at me like...he must be right.
    ESTp: I'm the hope! But I won't help. Your a man, learn how to deal with depression! Go running!
    INTp: I don't know what to say, I'm not smart enough...(thinking: why isn't anybody arguing with me?!)...but I'm much smarter that this idiot under me.
    ESFp: Lol! Fuck off!
    ESFj: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Stop that! Aaaaah! I don't know what to do! Somebody help INFp! Oh, my God! I can’t take it! Shit! Fuck! What an idiot! What an idiot! He wants to kill himself! He's already taken some pills! Hey, you've got some laxative?! Give it to him!
    ISFj: I don't know how many pills I should give him... Who can tell me? Who knows? What? Information? On the package? I can't read that fast...
    ENTp: Do you think that if someone would inflate his gut through his anus, he threw up?
    ENTj: Yeah! That's cool! ISFp-ninny can to it!
    ISFp: Well, guys, I'm not really…like...into it, you know. I won't...that's the last time!
    ISTj: You're all sick.
    ENFp: Step aside, please! INFp, do you feel rejected? Why is that? You're not hopeless! ... Is that your weed? May I, please? ... You're like...the beast! It's like the best but better!
    INTj: If he swallowed the pills one minute ago, they should be in his stomach right now...
    ESTj: ISFp, get off his arse! Hey, why is INFp laughing?!
    ISTp: Why is 'Aspirin' written on his pills? Lol!
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    you forgot ENFj...
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
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    Based on that the only type you even half-way understand is INFp. And that sounds a lot more bitchy than it sounded in my head, seriously, like I know anything, right?

    I think it would be funnier if there were pictures, though. But it sounds like exactly the stuff I like to make, congrats on being like me. Because I do rule.

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    INFp: Hey! People! I'm on drugs! I'm gonna kill myself! I feel so sad and unneeded!


    INFj: I feel like I'm hopeless too, my dog's suggested that gazing at me like...he must be right.


    ESTp: I'm the hope! But I won't help. Your a man, learn how to deal with depression! Go running!


    INTp: I don't know what to say, I'm not smart enough...(thinking: why isn't anybody arguing with me?!)...but I'm much smarter that this idiot under me.


    ESFp: Lol! Fuck off!



    ESFj: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Stop that! Aaaaah! I don't know what to do! Somebody help INFp! Oh, my God! I can’t take it! Shit! Fuck! What an idiot! What an idiot! He wants to kill himself! He's already taken some pills! Hey, you've got some laxative?! Give it to him!


    ISFj: I don't know how many pills I should give him... Who can tell me? Who knows? What? Information? On the package? I can't read that fast...


    ENTp: Do you think that if someone would inflate his gut through his anus, he threw up?


    ENTj: Yeah! That's cool! ISFp-ninny can to it!


    ISFp: Well, guys, I'm not really…like...into it, you know. I won't...that's the last time!


    ISTj: You're all sick.


    ENFp: Step aside, please! INFp, do you feel rejected? Why is that? You're not hopeless! ... Is that your weed? May I, please? ... You're like...the beast! It's like the best but better!


    INTj: If he swallowed the pills one minute ago, they should be in his stomach right now...


    ESTj: ISFp, get off his arse! Hey, why is INFp laughing?!


    ISTp: Why is 'Aspirin' written on his pills? Lol!


    ENFj: 'Might as well make a play...' *raises arm to forehead*

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    OMFG BRILLIANT!


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    Now THAT is funny.

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    Subby that was grand. Seriously had me cracking up there.
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    : D

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    That's awesome
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
    --Theodore Roosevelt

    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    -- Mark Twain

    "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."
    -- Confucius

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    Mr. LSI is very attractive


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarlettLux
    Mr. LSI is very attractive
    He's doing a spoof of these two characters used to advertise the '118118' directory enquiries services, who in turn are doing a spoof of some runner from the '70s :

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ2R2z8Ysxs[/youtube]
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