Ahem Beta Quadra "Moods"

[Animal]

Fuck everything. And everyone.

Take heed, my Beta brethren: the sad fact of the matter is that all things, great and small, are out to feast upon any innocent amusements you can extract out of this dismal existence. They seek to stomp on your hard-earned ego, obliterate your orgiastic passion for all things shiny and spherical, and deny you any measure of drugged-out dignity. Act now! Live now, I implore thee! Now before the gangrene shade of odium rises out of the our earth's asscrack and begins to putrify our lungs and reverse the ravages of complete and utter recklessness. Act now, or we shall find each other next, riding out our remaining hours in a sea of corporate mass-regurgitation and lamenting on the lost opportunities that had been squandered away at the hands of our own compromise with life's acrid circumstances.

[Animal]

Also, here is a phallus:

[Animal]

Yeah, we're out of practice. Time to get back in the groove.

[Animal]

Oh no!!

[Animal]

[Jimbean]

Thanks! Reading this totally cured my recent depression

[ScarlettLux]

LOL A +++ job, Baby! I need to sharpen up my own creative writing skills soon, probably will do so in a few moments time, or maybe tomorrow. Be prepared for a dramatic paragraph.

[olduser]

Fuck everything. And everyone.

Take heed, my Beta brethren: the sad fact of the matter is that all things, great and small, are out to feast upon any innocent amusements you can extract out of this dismal existence. They seek to stomp on your hard-earned ego, obliterate your orgiastic passion for all things shiny and spherical, and deny you any measure of drugged-out dignity. Act now! Live now, I implore thee! Now before the gangrene shade of odium rises out of the our earth's asscrack and begins to putrify our lungs and reverse the ravages of complete and utter recklessness. Act now, or we shall find each other next, riding out our remaining hours in a sea of corporate mass-regurgitation and lamenting on the lost opportunities that had been squandered away at the hands of our own compromise with life's acrid circumstances.

i agree. shiny things aren't that great. it's very primal --hiding a bunch of shiny objects in a locked box resting in a dresser. Then planting a weapon near the box to protect it from immediate danger. A few things have changed-like caves to houses, dirt to boxes, clubs to guns, but it's still strangely primal. life is absurd, and i'm not sure i want to participate as much i want to analyze it and entertain clever thoughts. but i must shake your hand and pat your ass while you walk away because without people living life to it's fullest my pleasure would not be intact. cheers!

[aka-kitsune]

I like shiny spherical things. I am a magpie!

[guest32456]

Time to get back in the groove.

I've been quietly pining for an uber-Beta thread for a while now. We should get going as soon as possible before "all things, great and small" can get a chance "to feast upon [the forthcoming] innocent amusement". Possibly :wink:

[Not A Communist Shill]

You attention-seeking bureaucrats...

The Reaper and the worms will get you in the end.

[Creepy-bg]

watch the penises yo! Admin is not a fan.

[xyz]

It's even in ur quote!

[TheBedlam]

Yeah, Beta sucks ass.

[TheBedlam]

Unlike me?

Who said I wasn't Beta?

[Expat]

The reason why this type of thread won't succeed anymore is because this place is so anti-Beta these days.

That's such a Beta thing to say

[ScarlettLux]

The reason why this type of thread won't succeed anymore is because this place is so anti-Beta these days.

That's such a Beta thing to say

It's so true though!

[TheBedlam]

Unlike me?

Who said I wasn't Beta?

Well then, you've gotta get into the Beta Spirit! No more of this "B3tA sUx l0Lz" nonsense, as we're a tribe now. Time for a Beta haka!

What's the Beta Spirit? Buttsecks? Cause I like buttsecks.













(being the poker, not pokee, btw)

[TheBedlam]

I didn't mean with a GUY.

[ScarlettLux]

Herzy is right. We are going through heavy-duted far-sighted preparation.

Watch out. We're coming for you. It's only a matter of time. Muahahaha!



*FIST PUMP*

[ScarlettLux]

Don't worry about him Herzy. He's just dying to be in Beta because us pretty IEIs and SLEs are frolicking here. But he never will be allowed entry. ARISTOCRACY FTW. PWNEDPWNEDPWNED. Now back the fuck out.

[Not A Communist Shill]

Drag him out your window
Dragging out the dead
Singing I miss you
Snakes and ladders flip the lid
Out pops the cracker
Smacks you in the head
Knifes you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth
Steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards
Get up get the guns
Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face
Dance you fucker dance you fucker
Don't you dare
Don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face
Take it with the love its given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the taxman
Let me back
Let me back
I promise to be good
Don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize
Help me, call the doctor, put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside

I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops. . . .

Walking like giant cranes
And with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
in a tight little world
and are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
Investments and dealers
Investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses
Cold wives and Sunday papers
City boys in First Class don't know we're born little
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone always does
I wish you'd get up get over
get up, get over and turn your tape off

I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

So I just go ooh ooh ooh ooh

[TheBedlam]

[ScarlettLux]

I think Betazoids tend to like Alphanians.

+123829589 for Radiohead lyrics!

[UDP]

I am strong in the anti-beta...

powa!!!

I'm the anti-beta. You're alpha, I'm delta.

[Not A Communist Shill]

I am the Resurrection and I am the Light.

[TheBedlam]

I am Metatron.

[Animal]

I have returned, my people, from mother Africa where I have hunted alongside the lion, and paced alongside the cheetah.

I vote we make up our own language.

[TheBedlam]

I have returned, my people, from mother Africa where I have hunted alongside the lion, and paced alongside the cheetah.

I vote we make up our own language.

where?

[Animal]

(Psst... I wasn't actually in Africa. Just play along for the effect.)

[Not A Communist Shill]

[Animal]

Wulipa! Huopguntne, ojany (click) hunitpaj. Okajii . Hilolo (click) mugnapa (click) serenpadnai (whistle).

[UDP]

I am strong in the anti-beta...

powa!!!

I'm the anti-beta. You're alpha, I'm delta. I'm also a boring fart who doesn't get anything remotely facetious. Go figure.

I do understand you, that is why I am the anti-beta. I understand you yet still see you as foolish and immature.


I think it is time you guys draw a picture of a cock to amuse yourselves, while I go do some work. Farewell.

[Animal]

Tugnituna? Gopmanit! Juojsantimanakit plasnuyana fradniij.

I think it is time you guys draw a picture of a cock to amuse yourselves, while I go do some work. Farewell.

On second thought... here is a pretty purple vulva, for balance:

[aka-kitsune]

Tugnituna? Gopmanit! Juojsantimanakit plasnuyana fradniij.

I think it is time you guys draw a picture of a cock to amuse yourselves, while I go do some work. Farewell.

On second thought... here is a pretty purple vulva, for balance:
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Did you take that yourself? :: Looks like a delicate iris. Or arty pr0n... :wink:

Paknannii foolasha. Zedzammen betanoksut INVICTUM!!!!

[Animal]

Ah, no. I just found it. The female body is generally a very pretty thing with little poetic flourishes like that.

Jupojan kiffnith; Obwuhjt (click) mijena.

[aka-kitsune]

Ah, no. I just found it. The female body is generally a very pretty thing with little poetic flourishes like that.

Jupojan kiffnith; Obwuhjt (click) mijena.

Too bad we all can't color our nether regions. But then again, only a very select few have seen mine and I prefer it that way. Suitably awestruck is usually the most appreciated response.

Gynandrum hosannum illiatrus (warble).

[Mariano Rajoy]

@ Subterranean: Best idea ever; Radiohead lyrics.

Nice Dream
They love me like I was a brother
They protect me, listen to me
They dug me my very own garden
Gave me sunshine, made me happy

Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream

I call up my friend, the good angel
But she's out with her answerphone
She says she would love to come help but
The sea would electrocute us all

Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream

If you think that you're strong enough
If you think you belong enough
If you think that you're strong enough
If you think you belong enough

[Just as well Just as well Just as well]

Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream, nice dream

See also: High and Dry, Fake Plastic Trees, Electioneering.

[ScarlettLux]

@ Subterranean: Best idea ever; Radiohead lyrics.

Nice Dream
They love me like I was a brother
They protect me, listen to me
They dug me my very own garden
Gave me sunshine, made me happy

Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream

I call up my friend, the good angel
But she's out with her answerphone
She says she would love to come help but
The sea would electrocute us all

Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream

If you think that you're strong enough
If you think you belong enough
If you think that you're strong enough
If you think you belong enough

[Just as well Just as well Just as well]

Nice dream, nice dream
Nice dream, nice dream

See also: High and Dry, Fake Plastic Trees, Electioneering.

Radiohead's the epitome of Beta. Thom Yorke is the perfect example of an Ni subtype IEI, most likely 5w4 or 4w5

[Mariano Rajoy]

Radiohead's the epitome of Beta. Thom Yorke is the perfect example of an Ni subtype IEI, most likely 5w4 or 4w5

I am not seeing it. I may be wrong though. It seems that the music laments corruption/greed/power/aristocracy, or at least sees power/aristocracy/exclusiveness negatively.