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    Fuck everything. And everyone.

    Take heed, my Beta brethren: the sad fact of the matter is that all things, great and small, are out to feast upon any innocent amusements you can extract out of this dismal existence. They seek to stomp on your hard-earned ego, obliterate your orgiastic passion for all things shiny and spherical, and deny you any measure of drugged-out dignity. Act now! Live now, I implore thee! Now before the gangrene shade of odium rises out of the our earth's asscrack and begins to putrify our lungs and reverse the ravages of complete and utter recklessness. Act now, or we shall find each other next, riding out our remaining hours in a sea of corporate mass-regurgitation and lamenting on the lost opportunities that had been squandered away at the hands of our own compromise with life's acrid circumstances.
    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    Also, here is a phallus:

    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    Ahaha, best thread ever. I can't even think up of a good way to respond to this.
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    Yeah, we're out of practice. Time to get back in the groove.
    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    Us =

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    Oh no!!

    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
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    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    Thanks! Reading this totally cured my recent depression
    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
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    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."
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    LOL A +++ job, Baby! I need to sharpen up my own creative writing skills soon, probably will do so in a few moments time, or maybe tomorrow. Be prepared for a dramatic paragraph.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Baby
    Fuck everything. And everyone.

    Take heed, my Beta brethren: the sad fact of the matter is that all things, great and small, are out to feast upon any innocent amusements you can extract out of this dismal existence. They seek to stomp on your hard-earned ego, obliterate your orgiastic passion for all things shiny and spherical, and deny you any measure of drugged-out dignity. Act now! Live now, I implore thee! Now before the gangrene shade of odium rises out of the our earth's asscrack and begins to putrify our lungs and reverse the ravages of complete and utter recklessness. Act now, or we shall find each other next, riding out our remaining hours in a sea of corporate mass-regurgitation and lamenting on the lost opportunities that had been squandered away at the hands of our own compromise with life's acrid circumstances.
    i agree. shiny things aren't that great. it's very primal --hiding a bunch of shiny objects in a locked box resting in a dresser. Then planting a weapon near the box to protect it from immediate danger. A few things have changed-like caves to houses, dirt to boxes, clubs to guns, but it's still strangely primal. life is absurd, and i'm not sure i want to participate as much i want to analyze it and entertain clever thoughts. but i must shake your hand and pat your ass while you walk away because without people living life to it's fullest my pleasure would not be intact. cheers!
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    I like shiny spherical things. I am a magpie!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Baby
    Time to get back in the groove.
    I've been quietly pining for an uber-Beta thread for a while now. We should get going as soon as possible before "all things, great and small" can get a chance "to feast upon [the forthcoming] innocent amusement". Possibly :wink:
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    You attention-seeking bureaucrats...

    The Reaper and the worms will get you in the end.

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    watch the penises yo! Admin is not a fan.

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    It's even in ur quote!

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    The reason why this type of thread won't succeed anymore is because this place is so anti-Beta these days.
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    Yeah, Beta sucks ass.

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    At least we get ass, unlike you!
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    Unlike me?

    Who said I wasn't Beta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzy
    The reason why this type of thread won't succeed anymore is because this place is so anti-Beta these days.
    That's such a Beta thing to say
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    gah you're like the shittiest ENTj ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Expat
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzy
    The reason why this type of thread won't succeed anymore is because this place is so anti-Beta these days.
    That's such a Beta thing to say
    It's so true though!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBedlam
    Unlike me?

    Who said I wasn't Beta?
    Well then, you've gotta get into the Beta Spirit! No more of this "B3tA sUx l0Lz" nonsense, as we're a tribe now. Time for a Beta haka!


    Quote Originally Posted by Expat
    That's such a Beta thing to say
    So, how do you feel about relationships? Personally, small, personal, intimate get-togethers are my thing. I can't stand rowdiness, or any sort of fun for that matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hkkmr
    I am strong in the anti-beta...

    powa!!!
    That whole quote is an oxymoron, especially and "power" being in the same sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzy
    Quote Originally Posted by TheBedlam
    Unlike me?

    Who said I wasn't Beta?
    Well then, you've gotta get into the Beta Spirit! No more of this "B3tA sUx l0Lz" nonsense, as we're a tribe now. Time for a Beta haka!
    What's the Beta Spirit? Buttsecks? Cause I like buttsecks.













    (being the poker, not pokee, btw)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBedlam
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzy
    Quote Originally Posted by TheBedlam
    Unlike me?

    Who said I wasn't Beta?
    Well then, you've gotta get into the Beta Spirit! No more of this "B3tA sUx l0Lz" nonsense, as we're a tribe now. Time for a Beta haka!
    What's the Beta Spirit? Buttsecks? Cause I like buttsecks.













    (being the poker, not pokee, btw)
    Uhh, sure, if you're into that. I can think of a particular Beta male that might enjoy your company. :wink:

    By the way, what type are you?
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    I didn't mean with a GUY.

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    Nah, they're all just out hunting and making weaponry right now, so are thus unable to comment. You'll be hearing from them soon. :wink:
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    Herzy is right. We are going through heavy-duted far-sighted preparation.

    Watch out. We're coming for you. It's only a matter of time. Muahahaha!



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    *DICK PUMP*

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    I can see how it might be even harder for you to see though, as your single eye doesn't even penetrate your skin.
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    Don't worry about him Herzy. He's just dying to be in Beta because us pretty IEIs and SLEs are frolicking here. But he never will be allowed entry. ARISTOCRACY FTW. PWNEDPWNEDPWNED. Now back the fuck out.


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    Cool, I'm glad someone sees it like it is!

    Oh, and don't forget the LSIs and EIEs. They like to frolick here with us too. And I'm making all our tribal wristbands too, which hkkmr will not receive any of!
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    Hardly.
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    Drag him out your window
    Dragging out the dead
    Singing I miss you
    Snakes and ladders flip the lid
    Out pops the cracker
    Smacks you in the head
    Knifes you in the neck
    Kicks you in the teeth
    Steel toe caps
    Takes all your credit cards
    Get up get the guns
    Get the eggs
    Get the flan in the face
    The flan in the face
    The flan in the face
    Dance you fucker dance you fucker
    Don't you dare
    Don't you dare
    Don't you flan in the face
    Take it with the love its given
    Take it with a pinch of salt
    Take it to the taxman
    Let me back
    Let me back
    I promise to be good
    Don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize
    Help me, call the doctor, put me inside
    Put me inside
    Put me inside
    Put me inside
    Put me inside

    I keep the wolf from the door
    But he calls me up
    Calls me on the phone
    Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
    Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
    And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops. . . .

    Walking like giant cranes
    And with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
    in a tight little world
    and are you on the list?
    Stepford wives who are we to complain?
    Investments and dealers
    Investments and dealers
    Cold wives and mistresses
    Cold wives and Sunday papers
    City boys in First Class don't know we're born little
    Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
    Born and raised for the job
    Someone always does
    I wish you'd get up get over
    get up, get over and turn your tape off

    I keep the wolf from the door
    But he calls me up
    Calls me on the phone
    Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
    Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
    And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

    So I just go ooh ooh ooh ooh
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    I think Betazoids tend to like Alphanians.

    +123829589 for Radiohead lyrics!


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    Quote Originally Posted by hkkmr
    I am strong in the anti-beta...

    powa!!!
    I'm the anti-beta. You're alpha, I'm delta.
    Pre-2013 post are written with incomplete understanding.

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    I am the Resurrection and I am the Light.
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