Fuck everything. And everyone.
Take heed, my Beta brethren: the sad fact of the matter is that all things, great and small, are out to feast upon any innocent amusements you can extract out of this dismal existence. They seek to stomp on your hard-earned ego, obliterate your orgiastic passion for all things shiny and spherical, and deny you any measure of drugged-out dignity. Act now! Live now, I implore thee! Now before the gangrene shade of odium rises out of the our earth's asscrack and begins to putrify our lungs and reverse the ravages of complete and utter recklessness. Act now, or we shall find each other next, riding out our remaining hours in a sea of corporate mass-regurgitation and lamenting on the lost opportunities that had been squandered away at the hands of our own compromise with life's acrid circumstances.