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    Default Alpha plan for World Domination

    I propose:

    * a ban on adulthood
    * a ban on ostentatious profit making
    * a great big sand pit
    * a giant pie in the sky
    * the slogan 'make sweets, not war'
    * a great big chocolate factory with edible fittings, kooky elevators, and squirrels testing the quality of nuts
    * a secret laboratory in my Subterranean lair somewhere beneath the alps
    * NO WHINGING!

    Make your manifestos :wink: !
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    you forgot a comfortable sumptuous love suite....

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    I'd like to nuke the moon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    I'd like to nuke the moon
    Oh come on. It's obvious that it's already been nuked more than its fair share of times. Now colonizing the moon, there's an idea. Imagine looking up at the full moon one day in the future and seeing green and blue.

    Of course, once you do that it's only a matter of time before they nuke themselves.
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    Colonising the Moon might be an acceptable alternative to World Domination.
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    how about we nuke Mars then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    you forgot a comfortable sumptuous love suite....
    make love not war man/

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    I don't want war... I just want to nuke something! I'm trying to come up with safest way to vent my nuclear urges but you guys aren't helping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    I don't want war... I just want to nuke something! I'm trying to come up with safest way to vent my nuclear urges but you guys aren't helping
    k, like get am m-80, and like light it, then like put it in a thing of diet coke and throw it into the street. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    I don't want war... I just want to nuke something! I'm trying to come up with safest way to vent my nuclear urges but you guys aren't helping
    k, like get am m-80, and like light it, then like put it in a thing of diet coke and throw it into the street. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    I don't want war... I just want to nuke something! I'm trying to come up with safest way to vent my nuclear urges but you guys aren't helping
    k, like get am m-80, and like light it, then like put it in a thing of diet coke and throw it into the street. LOL
    hahahaha you go

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    I'd rather nuke Venus than Mars - because Mars is more kewl, and would be way easy to colonise compared to Venus - it would also be rather perverse to bomb the Goddess of Love over the God of War.
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    we could nuke the icecaps (of Earth) and just get that whole global warming/sea rise thing over and done with.

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    Yeah, and those penguins, too. No March of the Penguins II!
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    Yeah, and those penguins, too. No March of the Penguins II
    whoa... those two statements are almost like opposites or recipricals or something (say 'em out loud)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla
    And clones of Bono! Clones of Bono singing everywhere! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
    Were you trying to define my concept of hell?

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    NO NO NO! WE NEED MORE PUSSIES, AND MORE CLONES OF DAVID BOWIE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean
    NO NO NO! WE NEED MORE PUSSIES, AND MORE CLONES OF DAVID BOWIE!
    lol for some reason I responded to that out loud (and my Mom is in the room doing the wash) so just picture she's moving clothes around suddenly me focused on my computer screen says out loud "DEFFINATELY NEED MORE PUSSIES!"

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    I don't think there is a response that could do your post justice.
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    Yeah, how dare you mention David Bowie in casual conversation? Such a foul mouth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elro
    Yeah, how dare you mention David Bowie in casual conversation? Such a foul mouth!
    Just because Subt swears doesn't give you free riegn to follow suit! This place is full of fucking foul mouthed little fuckers, I tell ya!

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    In a big country dream(s|,) stay with you.....



    Hey I might be making a myspace soon - would alpha friends like to become friended?

    (I thought that would be random enough to be alpha-appealing)
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    I am not amused.


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    Pre-2013 post are written with incomplete understanding.

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    AHHHHHHH! Big Country echo-room overload!

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    We need more fun. And clones of Yoda.

    And penguins are most sweet animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jas05
    And penguins are most sweet animals.
    Especially with butter.
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    You Alphas can go and try world domination all you want to, but I am going to enjoy nap time and then go play around.
    "Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2hp60VYr7E[/youtube]
    who doesn't love Pinky and the Brain?

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    are you pondering what i'm pondering, bg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    are you pondering what i'm pondering, bg?
    today we try to take over the world?

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    *rubs hands together* ahhhh yes!

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    same thing we do every night...try to take over the world!
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    all this things like 'make the love not the war' stress me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean
    * a ban on ostentatious profit making
    I'm Alpha, and I'm Keynesian Capitalist... Making profit is natural and good...

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    that's what she said

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    And then she added, "that's what she said," and laughed uproariously, oblivious to the weary looks of passersby, as well as to their sudden collective urge to pour ketchup on top of her and run away giggling like schoolchildren.
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    is ketchup good for the hair?

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    that's what she said
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