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    Quote Originally Posted by hkkmr
    I would be a eggplant... cuz eggplants are purple... that's royalty..
    Eggplants are soft and tasty when fried, yummy.
    that is so weird...before i even saw your post i was going to say eggplant. because of the cool purple color. and yeah, gotta love those eggplant parm sandwiches yummmm.

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    A cucumber. I have no idea why, but I saw one laying on the counter a second ago.

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    carrot... then I could just lay there in the ground without anyone bothering me. Plus I'd be sweet and snappy!

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    What's the difference between a vegetable and a fruit again? (I'm not sure it's completely scientific, like a tomato can be both or something).

    I think I'd say cucumber as well if some a gang of guerrillas forced me to make a decision.
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    I'd rather not be a vegetable.
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    Spinach.


    Extremely good for you. Soft, yet hearty.Comes in a can for those dark times....
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    Quote Originally Posted by UDP
    Spinach.


    Extremely good for you. Soft, yet hearty.Comes in a can for those dark times....
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    2 nothings wrong with me
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    Default Re: If you could be a vegetable, which one would you be?

    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    Quote Originally Posted by hkkmr
    I would be a eggplant... cuz eggplants are purple... that's royalty..
    Eggplants are soft and tasty when fried, yummy.
    that is so weird...before i even saw your post i was going to say eggplant. because of the cool purple color. and yeah, gotta love those eggplant parm sandwiches yummmm.
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    Hmmm, eggplants are pretty, it's true. I like the way an artichoke looks also. But I think I'd like to be corn on the cob. So sweet and with butter and salt....and so fun to be covered with husks until the anticipated moment when someone peels them off of you to expose your yellow kernels. (ahem, didn't mean for that to sound kinky )
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    mango. tangerine. orange.
    i like the citrus-y smell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron
    Hmmm, eggplants are pretty, it's true. I like the way an artichoke looks also. But I think I'd like to be corn on the cob. So sweet and with butter and salt....and so fun to be covered with husks until the anticipated moment when someone peels them off of you to expose your yellow kernels. (ahem, didn't mean for that to sound kinky )
    art hearts are awesome. i am a big fan of spinach artichoke dip with parmesan! ym

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond8
    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron
    Hmmm, eggplants are pretty, it's true. I like the way an artichoke looks also. But I think I'd like to be corn on the cob. So sweet and with butter and salt....and so fun to be covered with husks until the anticipated moment when someone peels them off of you to expose your yellow kernels. (ahem, didn't mean for that to sound kinky )
    art hearts are awesome. i am a big fan of spinach artichoke dip with parmesan! ym
    Me too! I love that stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron
    Hmmm, eggplants are pretty, it's true. I like the way an artichoke looks also. But I think I'd like to be corn on the cob. So sweet and with butter and salt....and so fun to be covered with husks until the anticipated moment when someone peels them off of you to expose your yellow kernels. (ahem, didn't mean for that to sound kinky )
    I've got to admit... I got turned on a little towards the end there :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron
    Hmmm, eggplants are pretty, it's true. I like the way an artichoke looks also. But I think I'd like to be corn on the cob. So sweet and with butter and salt....and so fun to be covered with husks until the anticipated moment when someone peels them off of you to expose your yellow kernels. (ahem, didn't mean for that to sound kinky )
    I've got to admit... I got turned on a little towards the end there :wink:
    Yeah when I reread I thought whoa. But hey, it's an honest reply. What can I say.
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    Avacado. Green is an awesome color, and avacadoes have multiple shades of it. Plus guacamole is pretty much the best condoment/dip the world has ever seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    Avacado. Green is an awesome color, and avacadoes have multiple shades of it. Plus guacamole is pretty much the best condoment/dip the world has ever seen.
    Yes, I adore the color of the avocado.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    Avacado. Green is an awesome color, and avacadoes have multiple shades of it. Plus guacamole is pretty much the best condoment/dip the world has ever seen.
    I can honestly say I've never tried the quac... maybe I should some day? it's one of those foods I've been saving so that I'll have new stuff to discover and like when I get older.

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    I don't think I tried guacamole until I was into my 20s. I dunno why not. I love it now though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    Avacado. Green is an awesome color, and avacadoes have multiple shades of it. Plus guacamole is pretty much the best condoment/dip the world has ever seen.
    Yes, I adore the color of the avocado.
    hahaha yeah those green fridges from the 60's, hit me up daddy-yo. avocado does jam even though it's a big calorie load.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hkkmr
    I've never tried guac on Eggplant.. might be yummy.
    I think that sort of thing is illegal in most countries

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    What do you consider coconut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer
    What do you consider coconut?
    ha makes me think of the song, "i've got a lovely bunch of co-co-nuts...here they are standing in a row....big ones, little ones, some as big as yer head ones...."

    er, you get the idea hehe

    coconuts are fruits i think.

    but they too are awesome :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer
    What do you consider coconut?
    tasty... and one of the hottest scents a woman can wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer
    What do you consider coconut?
    tasty... and one of the hottest scents a woman can wear.
    then you would love the hair conditioner "Coolaulin" made by lush. my kids use it everyday....

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    tasty... and one of the hottest scents a woman can wear.
    Like Exotic Coconut shower gel from Bath & Body Works?
    You can borrow it if you want.
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    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
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    what's a capsicum? sounds like it would be a chili or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    what's a capsicum? sounds like it would be a chili or something.
    Was gonna ask the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla
    It's like a really big, overgrown chilli. They're related, but capsicums aren't hot like chillis. I think in the USofA you guys call them peppers?
    Oh my gosh, there's another name for peppers? I had no idea. My kids love red peppers.
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    Until today, I didn't know that aubergines were also called eggplants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean
    Until today, I didn't know that aubergines were also called eggplants.
    We're learning so much on this forum....
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    I only like the hot peppers... Jalepinos especially since we've got alot of them here. Way tasty stuffed with cheese from Jack-in-the-Crack... Jalepino cheesy bread is way tasty... but then they're also good to munch on straight from the produce section.

    Carla you're another Brit aren't you? I thought you talked somewhat funny but this capsicum thing puts it over the top

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla
    Talked funny? Talked funny!?!

    No, I'm an Aussie.
    ahah... same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla
    Yeah, we both drive on the correct side of the road.
    no... it's obvious that we drive on the right side of the road! (and you can't argue with that :wink: )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    Quote Originally Posted by Carla
    Yeah, we both drive on the correct side of the road.
    no... it's obvious that we drive on the right side of the road! (and you can't argue with that :wink: )
    Medieval castles are built with stairs going clockwise going down so you have room to swing your sword down with your right hand, while the attacker has no room at all to move his sword with his right hand - by driving on the left hand side of the road (which is the right side), you are able to attack someone with a sharp object more effectively, so there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean
    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    Quote Originally Posted by Carla
    Yeah, we both drive on the correct side of the road.
    no... it's obvious that we drive on the right side of the road! (and you can't argue with that :wink: )
    Medieval castles are built with stairs going clockwise going down so you have room to swing your sword down with your right hand, while the attacker has no room at all to move his sword with his right hand - by driving on the left hand side of the road (which is the right side), you are able to attack someone with a sharp object more effectively, so there.
    Yes very important point.

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    left =/= right

    it's as simple as that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
    left =/= right

    it's as simple as that
    left means sinister in Latin .
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