a day in the mind of an ENTp

[Joy]

"I wonder what would happen if I..."

"I'm so freakin bored that- ooohh what's this?"

"Oh! I've got a really good idea..."

"Well... it seemed like a good idea at the time"

"GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"It's so simple, why must people be so stupid!"

"I wish I could say...."

"OMG, that guy is going to talk to me"

"Oh shit! I was supposed to ______________ yesterday!"

"Haha I'm going to say _____________ and he won't have any idea what I mean. hehehehe" :wink:

"I wish I had a little motivation to do the dishes."

"Ah! I'm late and I forgot that I need to stop for gas!"

[Creepy-]

"Lol, that doesn't go in there."

[Joy]

[discojoe]

"Lol, that doesn't go in there."

that was me

[Cone]

Joy, I think you just started a new trend!

*runs to the Gamma quadra to write the INTp one*

[Joy]

Joy, I think you just started a new trend!

*runs to the Gamma quadra to write the INTp one*

lol, these have potential to be pretty funny

Here's one of the main thoughts that goes though my head all day long:

"I wonder why..."

"OMG, this requires WAY too much effort..."

"There's gotta be an easier way of doing this"

[discojoe]

Joy, I think you just started a new trend!

*runs to the Gamma quadra to write the INTp one*

Yeah Cone. The keyword here is "humor." Look it up.

[Joy]

"ahahahahhahahahhaha" and I keep a straight face because no one else would have any clue why I'm laughing

"BAKA!" (seriously!)

[Cone]

Joy, I think you just started a new trend!

*runs to the Gamma quadra to write the INTp one*

Yeah Cone. The keyword here is "humor." Look it up.

Er, forget it then.

[Joy]

Joy, I think you just started a new trend!

*runs to the Gamma quadra to write the INTp one*

Yeah Cone. The keyword here is "humor." Look it up.

Er, forget it then.

no, you should do it

[Angel von Himmel]

Alright, here goes .... some things that go on throughout my day

Thinks ... "Hmmmm ... I wonder how many bags or boxes of _______ I can eat without anyone ever really realizing it?"

Says *after being accused of doing something* ... "I might have done that, I sure the heck do not remember ..."

Thinks .... "HOLY SMOKES THAT CHICK IS HOT, but she sure is not going to know I might like her because she appears to be with a guy ..."

Thinks or says ... "Quit flipping the channels around on the televsion! Annoying!"

Thinks ... "I wonder what happens if?"

Says ... "GRRRRR! I could not organize myself out of a paperbag if I tried!"

Thinks .... "Now, if I am just a little bit more sneaky ... "

[discojoe]

Joy, I think you just started a new trend!

*runs to the Gamma quadra to write the INTp one*

Yeah Cone. The keyword here is "humor." Look it up.

Er, forget it then.

I jest.

[Cone]

Yes, but jests are always at least half-true.

And I'm having a bit of trouble thinking of stuff. I have one line so far and that's it.

[Joy]

Yes, but jests are always at least half-true.

And I'm having a bit of trouble thinking of stuff. I have one line so far and that's it.

how about "why can't people just leave me the hell alone?!" and I'm sure that INTps think others do things the hard way and are stupid just as much if not more than ENTps do

[Joy]

oh and another INTp thing would be, "what's the point?" or "how much more irritating could a person be?" or "it's too much effort" or "what the hell is wrong with Joy's brain?!"

[Cone]

Those will definitely spice it up!

[Joy]

hehe like I've said, when I'm cranky I can be a bit more like an INTp than an ENTp... a typical thought would be "what the **** is wrong with these people?!"

[Joy]

"I would give up a toe to have a housekeeper..."

[NeonMonk]

Someone should to one of these for ENFPs... Not me though.

[Joy]

"I hope I'm not being annoying"

[diamond]

"Why can't I keep my big mouth shut?"

[Joy]

"I don't feel like going to class tonight." That's because I'm sick though. It's excruciating being bored when I'm sick, stressed, or otherwise not in top form.

[diamond]

Scary, this:

"Blah blah blah blah blah. I get it already. Can we move on please?" *doodles on meeting agenda*


DH: "Did you take care of that thing with the checking account?"

Me: "What thing with the checking account?"

DH: "You know, you said you'd order the checks!"

Me: "What checks?"

DH: "The checks we need on the joint account so we can pay the bills!"

Me: "You said you were gonna do that!" *avoids eye contact, walks into the other room*

*comes back a second later, "I'll do it tomorrow. Can you call me on my cell phone to remind me?"


"Uh, let's see . . . what's this piece of paper? I don't need this" *throws it away* later, "Where's that piece of paper, that was the coupon I needed!"


"Wow. The theory of ____________ seems totally similar to the theory of _____________. I wonder if this means homo sapiens evolved only because of geographic catastrophes and spiritual crisis. Further, modern man is in a continual state of spiritual crisis - is this the human condition, and if so, does it mean there are more geographic catastrophes coming soon? I think I'll invest in property with caves and do trainings for shamans." Next day: "I can't do that. Religion and spirituality is just a bunch of metaphysical bullshit." *looks up at co worker* "Huh? What did you say?"

"How could I get away with ____________? If I do that, ____________ will happen. Or ____________will happen. Or possibly ______________. Wait, what was I trying to pull again?"

"You such an asshole." 30 seconds later, "So what's up for tonight? Want to do something?"

Blaze

[Joy]

"I want to climb up that... will I get in trouble? Hmmmmmmmm.... is it worth the risk? I dunno...*begins to climb*

[Creepy-marcus the maniac]

"oh snap. i forgot to ________ yesterday. ahhhwell. ill do it later"

2 hours later

"eh, it's not really that important anways"

[diamond]

"oh snap. i forgot to ________ yesterday. ahhhwell. ill do it later"

2 hours later

"eh, it's not really that important anways"

Yes!

[detail]

"Lol, that doesn't go in there."

[aziraphale]

Thinks: “How inappropriate will my joke be?”
*says it anyway*
Says: “It was supposed to be funny!”

Thinks: “What’s in that box, in that drawer, in his pockets?"

*trips*

Says: “Hey do you guys wanna go with me to see whats in that abandoned house?”

Thinks: “I can’t wait to finish this book so I can start the next! Oh yeah… where was I again?!”
*struggles to focus on book*
*knocks co-worker’s soda off the table somehow while trying to focus on book*

Thinks: “There’s and intriguing character… he puts less thought into his clothing than I put into mine. Maybe he has something interesting to say.”
*follows and observes*
Thinks: “I wonder what he buys when he goes grocery shopping.”
*initiates conversation which ends with a funny look and an awkward goodbye*

*Looks at clock*
I will give myself one… meh… two more hours before I get started on the cleaning.”

Thinks: “What will happen if I push this button”
*dies*

[Joy]

client says: "Aww, she's got a tool belt and everything!"
Joy thinks: "I'm not a friggin DOLL! Good grief."

[Angel von Himmel]

15 minutes:*ENTp starts from home,drives all the way to mcdonald's to get some chicken mcnuggits*
5 minutes:*ENTp looks in wallet, realizes he forgot to bring enough money to really buy anything*
15 minutes:*ENTp decides to drive to school, ends up on a one way street that goes away from school and takes 10 minutes longer to get to school*
10 minutes:*Has some quarters, goes to buy some microwave popcorn out of the vending machine ... inserts 50 cents and then is denied because the bloddy school got cheap and upped microwave popcorn to 75 cents a bag ... needs to make a phone call so can not do it ...*
1 hour later: *runs to class, notices that a chick that likes him is not there, so goofs around the entire two hours since he knows the material anyways*
3 hours later: *sitting in front of a computer at the college library, typing this*

[Joy]

WHY CAN'T I FIND MY FRIGGIN HOLE PUNCHER?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?