is there anything alpha won't make fun of?

[Creepy-bg]

catch me in the right mood or company and I'll rip on anything, anyone, anytime for a good laugh. agree?

[Creepy-bg]

granted I won't rip on somebody or something to somebodies face to be mean, but if they aren't around (and it's gunna be funny)... lol I'll do it at the drop of a hat

[cracka]

granted I won't rip on somebody or something to somebodies face to be mean, but if they aren't around (and it's gunna be funny)... lol I'll do it at the drop of a hat

I "try" to not actually be mean to a person in a personal way. but i'll talk shit about anything and everybody if i'm in the right mood, much like you said.
I'll rip on someone to their face as long as they're not giving me that... dude, i'm gonna kill ya... look. I can read people enough to know when I can and can't say something humorous about someone.
LUCKILY, everyone that actually knows me knows I have a pretty big sense of humor that they can't take anything personally.
Walking around the mall with me could be compared to hanging out with a more reserved version of Triumph the insult comic dog from Conan. :wink:

[Creepy-bg]

so not quite this bad

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZofZ_WHi6FA[/youtube]

[cracka]

videos at work = shit with no sound...lol

[Creepy-bg]

videos at work = shit with no sound...lol

ahhh well wait till ya get home... (it's not very work friendly anyways) Yucko's a bit over the top. lol I could never be that rude to people... but it's funny as hell to watch (I don't know though, my ESFj friend wouldn't find it as funny as I do (unless he was drunk)

[Creepy-bg]

actually yucko makes me kind of ill after awhile

in no way shape or form am I saying that he's alpha humor but yeah I'll bust on anything

[Blaze]

to answer the question: in a word, NO.

hahahaha

[Not A Communist Shill]

Your face!

lol

[Creepy-bg]

Your face!

lol

your mom

[Not A Communist Shill]

That hurt - oh wait, you don't know my mum, so therefore you can't mean it personally .

Does anyone know any good pedophile jokes?

[Creepy-bg]

that's not what she said

[Creepy-bg]

Does anyone know any good pedophile jokes?

your dad

[Not A Communist Shill]

Your momma's so fat, everyday there's an eclipse.

[Logos]

catch me in the right mood or company and I'll rip on anything, anyone, anytime for a good laugh. agree?

Agreed. Nothing is sacred where humor is concerned.

[Exodus]

Your mom's dad's face.

[Elro]

Your mom's dad's face.

I know you are, but what am I?

[Logos]

Your mom's dad's face.

I know you are, but what am I?

Do you still not know your type by now, Elro?

[Exodus]

Loser says what.

What?

[Exodus]

Hmm, my comebacks are a bit low on snappiness tonight.

[Not A Communist Shill]

YOUR AVATAR!

LOL!

[Creepy-bg]

[Blaze]

that's some serious phlegm. flem whateva

[Creepy-bg]

aren't little kids great! why is it that adults can't produce nearly as much snot as a little kid? lol that makes me think of those times when you're in public and not expecting it, but you sneeze and end up with a big handfull of snot (this is best when it's in the middle of a meeting, or standing in the grocery store line ) and you're left standing there like... "ehhhhh? now what?"

good times

[Gilly]

I think Betas are the more "no boundaries" people when it comes to humor. Alphas keep it light; even if it's a serious topic, it's always executed in a lighthearted manner. Alpha's main topics are social awkwardness (see the above post ), people doing silly things, unlikely events, self deprecation, etc.

[Exodus]

aren't little kids great! why is it that adults can't produce nearly as much snot as a little kid?

Because snot is actually brains in its primordial state.

[Hot Scalding Gayser]

I agree with gilly, it honestly makes me uncomfortable if people get too Howard Stern-y with their humor. It's like yeah I could make a joke about swishing chocolate milk and then spewing out on a retard's face or something and playing bologna toss with breast but why would I want to? I think alphas are a tad more refined than that, maybe not as uppity as deltas though but still.

It's not that it bothers me that it's shocking, I just don't think that being bizarre like that is funny. Like I think shows like 'jackass' are pretty stupid.

btw that clown would be hilarious in small doses.

[posablethumb]

aren't little kids great! why is it that adults can't produce nearly as much snot as a little kid? lol that makes me think of those times when you're in public and not expecting it, but you sneeze and end up with a big handfull of snot (this is best when it's in the middle of a meeting, or standing in the grocery store line ) and you're left standing there like... "ehhhhh? now what?"

good times

I.. I don't know what I'd do.. I'd probably try to snort it back in.

[Creepy-bg]

aren't little kids great! why is it that adults can't produce nearly as much snot as a little kid? lol that makes me think of those times when you're in public and not expecting it, but you sneeze and end up with a big handfull of snot (this is best when it's in the middle of a meeting, or standing in the grocery store line ) and you're left standing there like... "ehhhhh? now what?"

good times

I.. I don't know what I'd do.. I'd probably try to snort it back in.

[posablethumb]

Lol, why are you surprised?

[Luke]

catch me in the right mood or company and I'll rip on anything, anyone, anytime for a good laugh. agree?

I'll make light of anything, but there's limits to how I will choose to do so.