Possible Harry Potter spoilers! You were warned!

[Not A Communist Shill]

I don't like the bit where it is revealed that Harry and Voldemort are in actually fact the same person - Harry's eventual suicide is a bit of a cop out as well - but it was certainly surprising.

[discojoe]

I don't like the bit where it is revealed that Harry and Voldemort are in actually fact the same person - Harry's eventual suicide is a bit of a cop out as well - but it was certainly surprising.

Same person? Huh? How did I miss that?

[KSpin]

I don't like the bit where it is revealed that Harry and Voldemort are in actually fact the same person - Harry's eventual suicide is a bit of a cop out as well - but it was certainly surprising.

I hope that's a lie.

[discojoe]

Lets just say that Subterranean's lying out of his ass.

(edited for possible spoiler)

IDK, the 7th book is out now online. I'm not the kind of person who gives a shit about spoilers, so I'll know soon if he's being truthful or not soon.

*reads Deathly Hallows*

[Not A Communist Shill]

Also, Voldemort is Luke Skywalker's father.

[olduser]

well, please, even if you aren't that kind of person-- don't type spoilers in the thread without a warning.

and

whew


asshole

[Elro]

How does this thread have seven replies, but zero views (as of me writing this)?

It was cut off from another thread to save people's eyes and minds (and hearts and dreams).

[Not A Communist Shill]

I would like to formally distance myself from the title of this thread.

[Expat]

I would like to formally distance myself from the title of this thread.

Which title do you suggest?

[Not A Communist Shill]

I just don't want people thinking I gave the title that name - people might take it as an excuse to put actual spoilers in this thread, and I might inadvertently read them - this might make me very cross .

[KSpin]

I've finished the book now, so you can spoil it for me no longer.

[Slacker]

I've finished the book now, so you can spoil it for me no longer.

Me too

[Not A Communist Shill]

I've just finished it now, too - wow, it's a good book - definitely the best...though I won't say anything more for now - I don't want to spoil it for others.

[Mea]

I've finished the book now, so you can spoil it for me no longer.

Spoil it for me please!
I'm curious!

[Sentineneve]

[Logos]

I do not read Harry Potter, though due to the summary of a leaked book on Friday, I already know what happened. I have heard though that the epilogue reads like bad fan fiction.

[Mea]

Noooo! I don't have time to read it until like...next Sunday =-(. No spoilers!

Thread title: Possible Harry Potter spoilers! You were warned!

Now, someone please spoil it already!

[Sentineneve]

[Mea]

Noooo! I don't have time to read it until like...next Sunday =-(. No spoilers!

Thread title: Possible Harry Potter spoilers! You were warned!

Now, someone please spoil it already!

There's way too much going on the last book to be able to summarize

So, everything you need to know, Cliff Notes style:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_P...s#Plot_summary

Thanks! I just read the last few paragraphs.

[Sentineneve]

[Mea]

Curse you for taking advantage of my overbearing curiosity and pathetically weak will! =-(.

Thank gosh I have the memory of an ADD fruitfly and will forget it all by the time I read it. =-).

[olduser]

i finished the book. and now i have nothing to do.

[KSpin]

i finished the book. and now i have nothing to do.

Ditto.

[Not A Communist Shill]

James Joyce's Finnegans Wake makes light reading, apparently.

[KSpin]

If you haven't read them yet, Trudi Canavan's Black Magician Trilogy is very good. Or at least my sister and I thought so.

[Khamelion]

He isn't the same person, he has a peice of Voldemort's soul latched onto his.


Yeah I didn't dare look at this thread until I finished.

[Quirk Satellite Div.]

I am so unfamiliar with Harry Potter that I don't even know who the main character in the story is.


If you are so afraid of the the newest Harry Potter book getting spoiled then wrap it up in some aluminum foil and put it in your chill chest.

[Khamelion]

I am so unfamiliar with Harry Potter that I don't even know who the main character in the story is.


If you are so afraid of the the newest Harry Potter book getting spoiled then wrap it up in some aluminum foil and put it in your chill chest.

The main character is Harry Potter....

[olduser]

quirk the jerk.

[Quirk Satellite Div.]

quirk the jerk.

Go to sleep- your witty fire streak is starting to burn out. Take my advice, and keep your fire for another day by also wrapping it up in aluminum foil and instead putting it in a freezer.

[olduser]

oh god it's true

[Garmonbozia]

SO, I was romping with a Hairy Putter person the other day when I pointed my index finger at his nose, waved it around a little bit and said in that snotty clueless way that the kids in the movie do "homo sapien". Oh the shit faced look that followed! And then I said "I turned you into a muggle". It was a blast.

[Khamelion]

SO, I was romping with a Hairy Putter person the other day when I pointed my index finger at his nose, waved it around a little bit and said in that snotty clueless way that the kids in the movie do "homo sapien". Oh the shit faced look that followed! And then I said "I turned you into a muggle". It was a blast.

So, you're saying that you mocked a person for having an interest in a story? Would you accept someone mocking one of your favorite stories just because they feel like it?

I suppose it was entertainment? It is sort of funny...but really...your favorite book sucks and I'm going to make fun of you and everyone else who likes it forever and ever!



(Not to say my favorite book is any Harry Potter book, I 'm thinking of the mocked here)

[KSpin]

I'm sure, after reading other threads by PPOD, people really won't care what they think about anything.

[Garmonbozia]

I'm sure, after reading other threads by PPOD, people really won't care what they think about anything.

True. My very presence tends to make people hate everything they have ever liked.

[Garmonbozia]

SO, I was romping with a Hairy Putter person the other day when I pointed my index finger at his nose, waved it around a little bit and said in that snotty clueless way that the kids in the movie do "homo sapien". Oh the shit faced look that followed! And then I said "I turned you into a muggle". It was a blast.

So, you're saying that you mocked a person for having an interest in a story? Would you accept someone mocking one of your favorite stories just because they feel like it?

I suppose it was entertainment? It is sort of funny...but really...your favorite book sucks and I'm going to make fun of you and everyone else who likes it forever and ever!



(Not to say my favorite book is any Harry Potter book, I 'm thinking of the mocked here)

I wasn't making fun of them OR the book, Darling, swear I wasn't.
, he laughed, why can't you? Get a sense of humor man. It was a Latin joke not a Hairy joke. Christ.

[KSpin]

I'm sure, after reading other threads by PPOD, people really won't care what *they think about anything.

True. My very presence tends to make people hate everything they have ever liked.

You misinterpreted my statement.

*PPOD