discojoe

Originally Posted by Kenny Fucking Powers

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

I never bought into Native American mythology: you can smoke a peace pipe till your dick falls off but I'm not dancing with any fucking wolves no matter how high I get--not that I get high, but if I did my shit would still believe in our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.