Dream blog
Posted 07-23-2010 at 07:58 AM by munenori2
Last night I had a dream about fighting my way to Antarctica to fly in this ship that crashed with a meteorite. It was me, this dude I work with, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and some other guy I didn't know. Bullets are flying everywhere, but we make it to the ship in the nick of time. It starts taking off on its own and all of us look at each other and Arnold screams "WHO'S FLYING THE CHOPPA?!" Mostly though we're just glad to be alive. My friend and I go chill in this room that has beds and lockers and Arnold and nameless stranger head to the cockpit to find out what's going on.
When Arnie makes it to the controls he realizes something terrible. We've exited Earth's atmosphere. Suddenly, the ship opens up it's protective window shielding, allowing in the full UV motherfucking sun rays. Arnold's face melts off while he does until all that's left is his skeleton. My friend and I figure this out from the safety of the dorm place and we immediately open up Arnold's locker and divvy up his stuff.
It's about this time that the ship careens back earthwards and we figure out it's actually a living thing. My friend and I jump out an airlock and barely survive as the ship turns into a I-shit-you-not dragon. At this point though, the alien space ship transformer has pretty much decided to take over Earth in revenge for the Aztecs exiling him into space way back in the day. His first act of conquering us all is he starts a television channel available world wide and broadcasts some of the weirdest comedy shows ever devised. It's also kind of apparent by this time that it can more of less mind control a few people at a time if it wants.
I'm watching this channel from somewhere really hot, cause I'm sort of sweating my ass off when a commercial comes on and Steve Urkel (well, not STEVE URKEL but the actor that plays him) tells me not to worry about the heat since I'll only have to deal with it for 65 more seasons.
I woke up and was like....UHHHHH guess I'm going to die in 2075 at the tender age of 91. Thanks Urk. And then when I told someone about the dream they pointed out that there are four seasons in a year, so I guess that means I die in 2026. FUUUCK!
When Arnie makes it to the controls he realizes something terrible. We've exited Earth's atmosphere. Suddenly, the ship opens up it's protective window shielding, allowing in the full UV motherfucking sun rays. Arnold's face melts off while he does until all that's left is his skeleton. My friend and I figure this out from the safety of the dorm place and we immediately open up Arnold's locker and divvy up his stuff.
It's about this time that the ship careens back earthwards and we figure out it's actually a living thing. My friend and I jump out an airlock and barely survive as the ship turns into a I-shit-you-not dragon. At this point though, the alien space ship transformer has pretty much decided to take over Earth in revenge for the Aztecs exiling him into space way back in the day. His first act of conquering us all is he starts a television channel available world wide and broadcasts some of the weirdest comedy shows ever devised. It's also kind of apparent by this time that it can more of less mind control a few people at a time if it wants.
I'm watching this channel from somewhere really hot, cause I'm sort of sweating my ass off when a commercial comes on and Steve Urkel (well, not STEVE URKEL but the actor that plays him) tells me not to worry about the heat since I'll only have to deal with it for 65 more seasons.
I woke up and was like....UHHHHH guess I'm going to die in 2075 at the tender age of 91. Thanks Urk. And then when I told someone about the dream they pointed out that there are four seasons in a year, so I guess that means I die in 2026. FUUUCK!
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lol. Pretty epic!Posted 07-23-2010 at 06:07 PM by jxrtes
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