Super Drunk Blog
Posted 03-06-2010 at 10:02 AM by munenori2
OH shit! Kind of got shot down tonight by this asian girl. My SLE friend I hit the bars with was all, "She wants your dick!" but alas it didn't work out in a convoluted way. She was cute, talkative, and smoked weed.
And apparently I have a thing for dancers. There was this one tall thin girl with glasses that was busting some moves that seriously impressed me.
And then I practically fell in love with this one girl that was the most sensual dancer I'd ever seen that I insisted she had to work for the bar we were at rather than being some random that showed up on a Friday night. My friend is still giving me shit for not dancing with her, even though she was wearing a wedding band, which was ok, because he kept asking me how fat the girl was he was making out with and I wove him a tale of deception.
And then the two of us made it back to the car drunk and realized we didn't know the way home, and didn't have any way of finding out. So I drove around for about two hours before we made it home.
Sincerely,
Drunkasses
And apparently I have a thing for dancers. There was this one tall thin girl with glasses that was busting some moves that seriously impressed me.
And then I practically fell in love with this one girl that was the most sensual dancer I'd ever seen that I insisted she had to work for the bar we were at rather than being some random that showed up on a Friday night. My friend is still giving me shit for not dancing with her, even though she was wearing a wedding band, which was ok, because he kept asking me how fat the girl was he was making out with and I wove him a tale of deception.
And then the two of us made it back to the car drunk and realized we didn't know the way home, and didn't have any way of finding out. So I drove around for about two hours before we made it home.
Sincerely,
Drunkasses
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Drunk driving?!?!!!?!
Posted 03-07-2010 at 04:36 AM by Vero
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don't drink we love youPosted 03-07-2010 at 09:42 PM by Galen 
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Yeah, driving home wasn't the most brilliant thing I've ever done, but we made it home without making any traffic violations. Other than peeing on three different lawns. Sounds terrible, but I was ok to drive.
at Arc: NEVAAAARRR!!!Posted 03-07-2010 at 10:58 PM by munenori2 - Every time I look at Arc's avatar I see a penis.
Also, I was less worried about you getting traffic violations and more concerned with the fact that you would ever make the choice to drink and drive and the possibility that you could seriously hurt yourselves or others. SHAMEEEEEEPosted 03-08-2010 at 04:57 AM by Vero - I would never do such a thing. Ever. Money and personal rep mean nothing to me next to people. I'm FOR CEREAL! If I do it it's because I know I can. I don't mess with lives.Quote:Originally Posted by Vero
Every time I look at Arc's avatar I see a penis.
Also, I was less worried about you getting traffic violations and more concerned with the fact that you would ever make the choice to drink and drive and the possibility that you could seriously hurt yourselves or others. SHAMEEEEEE
Edit: Yes, that's totally gotta be a penis.Posted 03-08-2010 at 05:36 AM by munenori2 - alcohol impairs judgement, but your post was cute. . .I guess beer goggles make people fall in love with everyone around them.Posted 03-08-2010 at 10:20 PM by WorkaholicsAnon
- Well, yeah, I was reflecting over it today and MAYBE I'm willing to admit that I was acting retarded and should have spent the $40 on a cab home.Posted 03-09-2010 at 06:00 AM by munenori2
- good boy
And that kitten makes it difficult to think negatively of you in any way
Posted 03-10-2010 at 03:23 PM by WorkaholicsAnon - shit now I have to change my avatar
guess Ian Anderson gets a re-visitPosted 03-10-2010 at 11:18 PM by Galen
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